When I get old and losing my hair.Many years from now.

"And Norway,and Denmark, and Germany."

"Luvly me Duck."

Denmark was alright, she recognised the name,its where bacon came from.

This was the sixties. The world of black bakelite telephones and 12" televisions.Telephone operators,real people who said "can I help you?" or "connecting you now."The British broadcasting corporation and test cards. Holidays in Mablethorpe,day trips to Blackpool.The world was parochial.

My Mam and Dad, Not for them blow outs in the balerics,only £30.00.Eastbourne was the new Nirvana,

"Foreign is Foreign."

When I get old and losing my hair.Many years from now.

"Mam", I'm going to Sweden.

"Luvly" me Duck.